Category Archives: TJMSU – Twanz Just Making Shit Up

Danielle—the gift that keeps on giving

BeforeAndAfter

Well, who could forget “Danielle”, our delightful Toots of seventeen whole months, and who, by all accounts, has put in the mostest effort into Laydee that we have ever seen at Twanzphobic!

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Tootsie of the Week: Eyeshadow is never a victimless crime

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The tiara is a nice touch, very femme. Click the pic to see our Toots in all his finery!

Awww bless. At this point I am thinking that maybe, just maybe, it is Maybelline, being all twanzmisogynist, and applying the eyeshadow in goth format, when clearly this is sparkly to match the tiara, and dammit Maybelline, get with the programme and express his innerlaydeefeels!

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Pomo Handmaiden tries her bestest at shaming gay dudes

CaptJack

Gandalf says: “Thou shalt not pass … into Captain Jack’s cotton jocks … give it up girl”

Twanz-unsanity is usually an M2T pastime, but hey, quaff a bit of T or strutt around long enough, and the twanz koolaid works its magic on the F2Ts as well!

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The Twanz Day of Appropriation (lest we forget their mission)

TGOR

The Facebook page Homosexuals not Homogenderuals shared a link to a post on another page (PrimeSource Mortgage, Inc) for the “Transgender Day of Remembrance” (20th November). So far, so good, what on earth could go wrong?

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Proving you don’t have to be sane to be obscenely rich, just born with a peen

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Rothblatt sitting inside chunky penis symbol

The NYMag seems to think we need nine pages about some rich white dude frollicking around in laydeeface. Doubtless I won’t make it all the way through the article, but I will try, for the sake of my reader-singular.

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