The “Pristine” Tootsie of the Week

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A huge “thank you” to our Tootsie of the Week: “Pristine” Chandler, for showing the general public the reality of twanzwomen. No, this is not a mock up that we made, but one made by Chandler himself!

Yes, the tantalising clue there of “I love myself”, as all dedicated autogynephiles are apt to do.

But wait! The goods keep coming with this Toots, check out “Miss Pristine” just walking into a gaming shop, and macing an employee. I guess there are ‘reasons’ (none that I find good enough, but then, I am not a twanz cultist).

An even clearer, larger, version of the video here. Clearly some kind of twanzland pre-emptive self defence? Yeah, you decide. Apparently the game store employee is suing (yay!)

More info on the “charming” Miss Pristine can be found on the Encyclopedia Dramatica site. Don’t worry, this is a cached link (never go to the site directly):

http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:ADqbEuU3GpgJ:https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Chris-chan+&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=au

Now, hard to know if this next photo was in the early onset of LaydeeFeels or not—but who among us of the female sex could resist that croptop, with tempting slogan?

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Woah! Steady there gentle readers, don’t all stampede off at once! There is plenty of our Pristine to go around!

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Totally irresistable slogan to women everywhere on croptop! BE STILL MY HEART

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“Miss Pristine” sometime in 2014, definite laydeefeels going on. We silly women obviously need instruction on womanhood, feminism, make-up tips and everything else, from a laydee so experienced as “Miss Pristine”. We stupid females are clearly clueless on the womanhood gig, we need a twanzwoman to show us the way!

So remember women; follow the twanzcult advice:
Always defer to twanzwomen, they are after all, the mostest oppressedest of us all !

Thanks to STC facebutt page for the info!

27 thoughts on “The “Pristine” Tootsie of the Week

  1. Kesh Meshi

    I kind of sympathize for the true trans that they have to tolerate freaks like this guy.

    I’m not even convinced that Chris Chan is an autogynephile, although I’m sure he loves his violent porn. I think he falls in the newer group of transitioners — men who have so utterly failed as men, they figure they might as well become women. They apparently are treated much better as “trans women”, with some measure of respect and deference, than they are as Cheeto-licking basement dwellers.

    Oh, and his “reasons” for attacking that Gamestop employee had something to do with a Sonic display showing the video game character with the wrong color arms: http://www.designntrend.com/articles/33011/20141230/gamestop-maced-shocking-assault-sonic-fanboy-over-sonics-arms-sonichu-jailed-watch.htm

    I wish I was making this up, but I am relieved the press correctly sexed this guy in the articles I pulled up and neglected to respect his jendah.

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    1. pandoracurioser

      pray tell me what a true trans is. The are more or less narcissistic transwomen, more or less alienated transmen, but as far as I know there is no definition of trans beyond self identification as the opposite sex.

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      1. Kesh Meshi

        Gay men who have had their dicks inverted. Many of them are plenty vile in regards to women when they demand entry into our spaces and don’t care that the predators and fetishists are piggybacking on that “right”, but these MTTs still belong to a relatively vulnerable group of men, and, if anything, they’re at high risk of being victimized by predators pretending to have sex dysphoria.

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    2. Elle Kacee

      From the article you linked:

      Despite the fact that Chandler expressed his intense displeasure in an uncommon way, most industry critics agree that “Sonic Boom: Rise Of Lyric” was a poor addition to the long-running “Sonic” game series. Currently, it has an aggregate score of just 32 on Metacritic.

      Part of me thinks it could have done without this paragraph, and part of me thinks this paragraph makes the entire article.

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      1. DaveSquirrel Post author

        I am thinking, given Pristine Chandler’s obsession with Sonic, he may actually be TwanzSonic. Certainly he makes a more convincing Sonic than Woman.

        I am probably more than surprised he has been photographed outside of his mother’s basement. Real daylight must hurt his eyes, poor TwanzSonic.

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  2. Hecuba

    Another violent male who believes other men and women are denying him his male sacrosanct rights. Male Chris Chan believes like other innumerable men that because he is male – yes he is male despite his pathetic attempts to pass as a woman, that women in particular must constantly show subservience to him and other men too are expected to show him respect and deference!

    Now male Chan has seen the easiest way of gaining that special male only status is by claiming ‘wah I am really a lesbian in a male body and despite fact my physical body is obviously male I am a female!’ All those special male snowflakes who claim they are really women in males’ bodies know that when they publicly declare they have found that mythical magical solution which makes them female, other men accord them a free pass to threaten women with violence and/or are excused their male accountability. Only when these women-hating males attack other males does mens’ Male Supremacist Legal System respond by charging violent male with a crime. However, as usual male violence is excused by other men with the claim ‘he is mentally unstable’ because holding violent men accountable for their choice and agency to commit violence is a big no no for the menz and their Male Supremacist System! Especially if, as in this instance the male is a white male.

    Before we believe this ‘pathetic male’ (sic) is an isolated incident – there are innumerable arrogant males who believe women in particular exist only to constantly pander to their overblown male egos. Mental instability is a common excuse men claim because naming the real issue which is male hubris and excessive narcissism would mean analysing how and why so many males learn as boys society supposedly revolves around pandering to men and their overblown egos! Said male hubris and narcissim includes those males who enact their sexualised fetish for females by attempting to become women and therefore ‘colonise’ the female body. This is why male Chan claims he is a ‘lesbian’ because this automatically maintains his male pseudo right of sexual access to female bodies.

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    1. FabFro

      You know, this could really backfire on them in the worst way as their narcissism will lead to people looking into their past and finding a very sick and disturbing pattern with them; stalking women, raping women, abusing women, masturbating while filming/taking pictures of their self while in women’s clothing, flashing/fondling women or masturbating while in the women’s restroom, changing room or locker room, jail records for theft and assault and prostitution [<–Because this is how REAL women are made, don't cha know!].

      Maybe, just maybe it might be a wake up call to folk that FEMALES DON’T HAVE TRACK RECORDS LIKE THIS!….

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  3. Sara Whisowill

    I can’t really find the comment I wanted to respond to, so I’ll just put this here. Wow, I’ve been reading a lot on this issue since Caitlyn, very eye-opening stuff! Had no idea the government was allowing men to take women’s affirmative action spots, invade women’s sports and let, to be crude, “chicks with dicks” into restrooms and locker rooms. Amazing. Crazy. Makes me very angry. Sounds like a Zuckerberg bros before hos plan to me. I’m sure he’s not the only one. But lesbians actually have a very lot of power now! Because a lot of these guys actually got the operation. Some of them are in powerful positions, but others not so much. Have you read some of the Gamer Gate comments about Brianna Lu? He wasn’t supposed to actually cut it off! Now he’s posting about sexism! He says…you guys wouldn’t get it….lol Anyhow, these poor guys who did this really screwed themselves. And I’m not talking about the ones who are genuinely hurt, confused messed up people. I’m talking about vain geeks who were jealous of the power of beauty and commited the deadly sin of vanity. Hey, it’s a woman’s sin, guys have pride…closely related, we all have a bit of both, but you know….They thought they could get magazine covers, modeling contracts and win beauty pagents. Pretty, pretty boys. Unfortunately, there just isn’t that much demand for male beauty out there. Now no one wants to sleep with them. They thought that gay men would be all over them, but what is in demand in the gay male world is the masculine male. And gay men like penises. Not inverted penises that can’t stimulate the prostrate gland. They thought that heterosexual men would be all over them because they lust after physical beauty. They thought that they would be wined and dined and bought gifts and such. Well, a lot of guys love to look at them on the net and such…many will even have sex with them, but they want to keep them a dirty little secret, they aren’t going to take them home to mother. And I really doubt that anal or manginal sex does all that much for them now. I am guessing that it’s very hard for them to achieve sexual satisfaction, and that they need oral stimulation. Most men aren’t really into that. And besides, they want to check out that mangina, maybe some anal, but they really don’t want to lick on a dick. They might do it in exchange for a blow job, but what a blow to the ego that is for these puffed up little princes! Besides, we are talking about heterosexual males here, they want women. Heterosexual women like men, just not that into the whole cunninlingus thing. We are breeders, our best thing is gathering that seed, we love it when a man explodes inside us and really don’t care if we have an orgasm or not. They can’t do that for us and anyhow, we don’t like them. They are exactly not our type! We like men who love women, not who love themselves. Even if they had a penis. They have to wine and dine us to get us and that is the very damn thing that they are so jealous of and want for themselves. LOL That leaves lesbians. Well, they probably know that in the lesbian world female beauty is treasured…the lipstick lesbian. Unfortunately for them, lesbians like vaginas, not manginas. Lesbians like women, not men. Clits are more than just tiny dicks and different. Being owners of said clits, lesbians know this. So the poor guys are begging you for sex. Comminsioning studies on the weight problems of lesbians! Love your sisters, not just your cissters! The cotton ceiling for god’s sake, OMIFKINGGOD!!!!! ROTFL. The gay ones want the butch, the hetero want the femme I’m guessing. Don’t sleep with the fuckers who think they can pose as women while keeping that dick, don’t sell out the world for a payday. That’s a golddigger. I think maybe you are better than that. I hope so. If not, the patriarchy wins. And you can henceforth consider yourself just as much a part of it as any trophy wife who slobs on Rush Limbaugh. Fucking amazing. Ladies, you hold all the cards with these vain ass little shits and they did it to themselves. So make them do this right. Don’t let them take us two steps backwards, let’s keep marching forward.

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      1. FabFro

        Yea, plus that’s looking like a massive turd of some mansplainin’ with hints of graphic pornsplain that only men can think of…. plus, most feminist, especially radfems, don’t bring up or analyze Gamer Gate. I call dood on this troll.

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  5. Black Metal Valkyrie

    Why should you never go to the site directly? Is it unsafe or is it just the cesspool of bigotry there?

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    1. FabFro

      No doubt it’s because:

      1. The site is ran by men.
      2. Men love their porn and love to sprinkle it all throughout their sites.
      3. Their porn comes with viruses.

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    2. DaveSquirrel Post author

      Site basically run by the chan mob, and yep, very likely to pick up some nasty virus or trojan by visiting it directly; same with a lot of porn sites too, they will load shit onto your computer. It is why I don’t normally allow short links in comments here, cannot see where they are going to. A few years back, I picked up something nasty from a general site (not ED, not even porn). So always be careful what sites you visit.

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    1. DaveSquirrel Post author

      The ‘fun fact’ on one of the pictures? Can’t take credit for that, part of the screenshot from EncycDramatica. I could not be bothered putting in the effort to look for cached versions of the pictures, faster to take a screen grab and cut them down.

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      1. morag99

        Oh, I see. Well, then. You’re not as funny as I though you were.

        (Just kidding! Your blog is smart and hilarious. Hilarious without ever being flippant. Take credit for THAT, eh?)

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    1. plasticgirl

      Your sides? What about my diaphragm?

      wowsaa.. i almost dont know what to say other than fifty shades of “looool”.
      pristine example of a failed transition. im suuure his folks must be proud.
      sorry about ur gender!

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  6. Djinn Tea

    First off, I love your writing, and your work here. Keep on fighting, the tide is going to turn back toward something like rational thought if we keep making these annoying noises with our FAAB mouths! It really is a fight now. The war is on to keep what we’ve fought for.

    I know this isn’t where this belongs but I couldn’t figure out how to send a general comment to you. I want to get this out there in case others haven’t heard yet about the MMA MtT, Fallon Fox, who has been allowed to compete as a woman, and recently broke his opponent’s eye socket. Talk about obliterating Title IV, males who have gone through puberty and its attendant skeletal changes being allowed to hammer on actual born-women who, while strong as HELL themselves, simply have lighter skeletons. Those within the MMA world who are critical of the decision to allow men who have been through puberty are being lambasted of course. No amount of hormone treatment is going to give these males lighter bones or a weaker grip! Taking it to the point of absurd, people!!

    Unfortunately most of the articles I found are either behind a paywall or some right-wing site. We can’t let fundie types be the only ones making noise about this!

    Again, apologies for posting this where it doesn’t really belong–please delete or let me know to delete if it needs to go away. Keep on keepin’ on!!

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