Yes, such a great meme, I could not resist using it again! You might say that I appropriated it from an earlier post!
A comment earlier today from my friend “C”, has inspired me to do this post.
We need to start pretending to be trans women, infiltrate women’s spaces and organisations. Then we cause a sh*t bomb demanding that we are more important than born-women. Obtain funding reserved for women, and then cause lots of drama to contribute to real-women’s misery.. Oh wait! That’s male privilege, isn’t it?! DUUUURRRRR
Well yes, almost right! Let me amend it a little:
We need to start pretending to be twanzwomen, infiltrate twanzwomen’s spaces and organisations. Then we cause a sh*t bomb demanding that we are more important than twanzwomen. Obtain funding reserved for twanzwomen
Yes that is right, we should all now start pretending to be twanzwomen! I call it my Appropriator-becomes-Appropriatee Stwategy. After all, it is no biggie (apparently) that twanzwomen swan in and appropriate womanhood… let’s turn the tables, and appropriate twanzwomanhood!
We are told by twanzjacktivists that going through girlhood is not important to womanhood—therefore, being born male and ‘twanzitioning’ is obviously not important to twanzwomanhood! Yeah, gotcha!
We can be protected by speshul snowflake Jendah Recognition Act, and become super-protected! No moar sharing the Equality Act with the riff raff, oh noes, we iz now speshul !
Don’t worry about the surgery thing, most of them don’t bother these days. Look at this
dude twanzwoman, who had to “get out of bed at 5am and put on clothes!!!”
Ain’t he gorgeous? Personally I prefer this shot of him, nice wanker hand action, so natural.
So no, don’t even bother looking like a Real Twanzwoman™, just roll up as you are! You ARE what you identify as—dems da rulez according to TwanzWorld.
As twanz have laid the groundwork that they are “the mostest oppressedest type of woman”, we can surely capitalise on that—suddenly we are propelled into the Mostest Oppressedest type of woman category—neato! Of course, future plans are to build on that established ‘fact’, and declare ourselves as the Mostest Oppressedest type of twanzwoman. We can piss and moan about how we had to miss out on loads of expensive surgeries, not dilating our natural vaginas, and anything else we care to make up at the time.
This will also mean moar jobs! Particularly if you happen to be in the IT field. For far too long, the equality monitoring stats have shown a sudden rise in the number of ‘women’ in fields like IT, of course these were just the same dudes that held the jobs before, but now with laydeechange. So in we can come, as the Even Moar Oppressedest Twanzwomanz, and rank even higher in ‘equality monitoring’!
We can capitalise in obtaining funding for twanz, after all, we now identify as twanz, and spend it on whatever we want. Doesn’t matter that twanz lose out, it never worried them that the women’s sector has had to lose funding.
But the next part is the best part! Slowly but surely, we infiltrate Twanzflemminism, and hijack the twanz agenda! We make twanzflemminism all about womanybits like uteruses and childbirth. If they complain about that, then we just play our Mostest Oppressedest card. Not a problem.
No more of this, Uncle Sarah and co can stfu:
The twanz-twanzphobic bigot ! None of that with our new agenda!
The pesky problem of FAB-only meetings are resolved, with twanz being able to meet up separately without hassle. Of course, as we will rank way better in the Oppression Olympics, we can now have meetings without those pesky MAB-type twanzwomen! We might even no-platform them for their twanz-twanzwoman bigotry. It’s christmas women!
This all seems a little familiar though, a woman playing a man playing a woman? circa 1982.
Not twanzphobic like a man playing a man playing a woman, oh noes. This is serious shit, if we say we feelz like a twanzwoman, then dammit, you MUST respect our identitah!