This week’s Tootsie, Frank “Kellie” phoney-baloney Maloney, is at it again. Picked along with a bunch of non-celebrity celebrities, for the UK’s Celebrity Big Brother—yup, the only thing in the world more boring than Big Brother, is Celebrity Big Brother. Even just typing the programme title bores me to bits. I digress.
The CBB story in the Daily Star (yeah, top quality rag, suitable for lining the bird cage only), says that our Tootsie Frank ‘confessed’ to one of the other CBB contestants that he was struggling to cope with life in womanface. Awww diddums, and here is a picture of Frank’s interpretation of womanface (which looks a lot like self-centred manz tears):
I wish I had a dollar for every one of these dudes so-called proving how legitimately they are ‘women trapped in menz bodies™’ by bursting into tears. I would not be writing a blog, I would be on some nice quiet tropical island well away from all this jendah-identitah unsanity. Alas! No one is paying me these dollars, yet I am a legitimate Twanzbillionaire.
Our Tootsie Frank, apparently had a “meltdown” just before the programme:
The former boxing promoter, who is in the process of transitioning from a man into a woman, claimed she “cracked” with just an hour to go before the show’s launch.
Kellie, who was formerly known as Frank, told fellow housemate White Dee: “I wanted to transition very privately. I’m a very private person.
“Tonight, an hour before I came in here, I was ‘I can’t do this’ I cracked, I was crying,” she said.
Yeah ok, I obviously missed the article that reported someone held a gun to his head and FORCED him to, not only appear on CBB, but yanno, give interviews to the papers. That’s right, didn’t happen. So all the ‘private person’ stuff is just pure spin about ‘his suffering™’, and looks a lot like milking sympathy from anyone and everyone, because:man flu. Look, see, crying!! Genuine Laydee stuff!
Apparently, womanface can also lead to feelings of explosion!
A show insider said: “She is being carefully monitored. She is upset and we are being very sensitive about her feelings.” Kellie’s meltdown, which appeared to have been building up, finally happened in the early hours yesterday.
She suddenly broke down sobbing and had a heart to heart with her concerned housemate White Dee, 43.
Kellie told the Benefits Street star: “I’m a wreck. I’m tired. I’m lost. I’m weak and vulnerable. I feel lost at the moment. I feel like I’m about to explode.”
Good grief, I am sure that spontaneous detonation was not in the Autogyne Monthly brochure!
Kellie then came out with the bombshell admission: “Then I would like to change back.”
She and Dee then talked about her becoming Frank again with Dee urging her to carefully consider such a dramatic move.
The straight-talking Brummie [Dee] told: “Now you’d make such a s*** Frank Maloney.
“He was a f***ing arse. You’re not Frank now. Be Kellie. You’ve hidden her for so many years.”
Phoney-baloney seems a tad fickle at this point, in betweenz those manz-tears, I mean womanface tears, whatever. Tootsie no longer want to do womanface no more, sob sob. I see White Dee has been slurpin’ at the Twanz KoolAid. What’s with the “hidden her” bizzo, is this some kind of demonic possession or something?
We suspect that the following footage is the moment where “Kellie” is no longer trapped in a manz body!
Womanface is soooo very very hard! Just look at all the crying one has to do to pull it off! And the pwetty frocks…
EDITED TO ADD:
This post is brilliant! https://radicallesbianfeminists.wordpress.com/2014/08/31/frank-has-come-out-to-play/