Tootsie of the Week: Frank “Kellie” Maloney

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Before we delve into the phoney-baloney world of laydee-brains and wrong body….

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Notice how:

  • If a male declares himself “a woman”, the reaction = courageous
  • If a female declares herself “a woman”, the reaction = twanzphobic cis-bigot

 

On to our Toots, who checks ALL the twanz tropes –

Laydee Bwain™ and Wrong Body – check!

I have a female brain.

I knew I was different from the minute I could compare myself to other children.

I wasn’t in the right body.

Birth defect that had to be corrected — check!

What was wrong at birth is now being medically corrected.

Belief in ‘boy things’ and ‘girl things’ (jendah roles) — check!

I never felt comfortable doing boys things, playing boys games. But I buried myself in them to make sure that I wasn’t seen as different.

Secret shame, suicidal/depression, bravery — check! check! and check!

But outside the ropes, Frank was embroiled in a secret, agonising fight of his own – one he feared he could never win, let alone share with the world.

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But for more than a year as her desire to become a woman overwhelmed her, she lived as a virtual recluse, wrestling with her emotions on a daily basis.

During her darkest hours she would phone helplines in America for counselling.

Her harrowing ordeal also sparked crippling bouts of depression and heavy drinking.

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The suicide rates from the pressure on a transsexual woman are very high and I didn’t want to get caught up in it.

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But in the end, for Kellie, living as a woman has become a matter of life or death.

So glad that Frankie covered all those bases! Full symphony orchestra compliment of violins accompanying his tale! I know that I was so touched as to wipe the solitary tear from my cheek.

But wait! There’s moar! The rest of the twanzphobic checklist!

Late twanzitioner — check!

Because today, through the Sunday Mirror, Frank, 61, reveals he is preparing to change sex and is living as a woman called Kellie.

Lived entire life in manz career, with manz wage — check!

It was a small relief during a period of her life when her image as a man at the head of a macho sport was stronger than ever. As Frank, he had started life as a boxer becoming a professional trainer in the late 1970s

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He later moved into management but his career began to soar after signing Lennox Lewis in 1989, a year after he won Olympic heavyweight gold in the Seoul games.

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In the late 1990s I always thought I had a chance with Lennox Lewis to earn enough money to live a ­comfortable life, to go away and be myself.

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and she hoped the money she earned would help her to truly be herself one day.

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Can you imagine me walking into a boxing hall dressed as a woman and putting an event on?

I can imagine what they would scream at me.

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and the fears of a backlash from the testosterone-fuelled boxing world Frank left behind when he retired last year

Not just a manzly career, but a macho-manzly career! And milked for as long as he could!

Wife and kids? You betcha! Technically two ex-wives (now), three daughters and an elderly mother. Shame Frankie, with all those females around him, didn’t bother to ask any of them “what does it feeeel like to be a woman?” (clue: because laughter)

The twice-married dad of three also reveals the anguish of breaking the bombshell news to his second wife

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She swore she would never tell anyone and to this day she hasn’t. We are very good friends now. She is very supportive and very loyal to me. She was very upset and sad but we knew there was no going back.

I was not happy when the ­ relationship ended. It had been a security net around me. I was very sad when it ended. But it was the first step of me starting a life as a woman.

Kellie then knew she had to take another huge step – telling her elderly mother Maureen and three daughters. She feared they would reject him and she would lose everyone she loved.

She says: “I had put myself in a ­position where I had again lied to a woman who loved me and was very protective of me. It was the hardest thing in the world to come out to my family.

Well, not really sure that wifey #2 was over-joyed at the laydee thing, given that the split happened right at the point of inner-laydee™ surfacing (although, at this point, it is clear that Frankie seems to just say what he thinks everyone wants to hear).

As the words started to come out I wanted to catch them and pull them back in. I looked at her face and I knew my marriage was over.

LOL at the “my marriage” and not “our marriage” thing. Awww, perhaps his laydeebwain™ was not engaged at that moment, because wearing manzly clothes?

One big issue against ever revealing this side of myself was my father. While he was still alive he put me on a pedestal because what I had achieved in boxing. I was too frightened to tell him.

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Frightened Frankie, and his penchant for dwess-ups

I guess the “(l)gbT” will be happy with the new laydee?

During the London mayoral election campaign of 2004, Maloney was the UKIP candidate and was criticised for comments about lesbian and gay people. These included the explanation that a failure to campaign in Camden was because there were “too many gays”. Maloney later attempted to justify these remarks, telling the BBC “I don’t want to campaign around gays…I don’t think they do a lot for society…what I have a problem with is them openly flaunting their sexuality.” James Davenport, chairman of Gay Conservatives, called for Maloney’s resignation as a UKIP candidate, saying “Frank Maloney is a dangerous extremist and should resign or be sacked as UKIP’s candidate for London mayor. UKIP must back or sack their homophobic candidate.”

Yup, Frankie should fit right in.

Kellie insists she has no intention of looking for a relationship in her new life. She says: “At this very moment I am preparing to live the rest of my life as a single person. I have no interest in physical sex with anybody.

Hard to tell, but I am going to bet the farm on autogynephile—storebought laydee-funbags, mirror, hand, and laydeepeen™ are all that is needed! It’s cute that he thinks teh gayz ‘openly flaunt their sexuality’, but it’s a-ok to flaunt his inner-laydee™ to the world!

Maybe Frankie’s mother has suspected Frankie’s inner-laydee™ for a while, and consulted twanzphobic blogs about Lazy Twanny Names?

she even managed to crack a joke about it. Her exact words were ‘Why didn’t you come to me when you were younger? Anyway, all we had to do was change the ‘I’ to an ‘E’ in your name Francis’

But no, Frankie wanted to pick his own laydeename™, because there are loads of 61yo “Kellies” about! ‘Kellie’ is just so fluffy and feminine in a way that ‘Frances’ could never be for a Genuine Laydee™! Silly mommy! You obviously know nothing about Genuine Laydees™! There is no coincidence whatsoever that ‘Kellie’ sounds like a name from a old porno, at all!

I was jealous of girls

Which part Frankie? The 80 pence on the pound woman-wage? The daily sexual harassment and sexual discrimination? Living with the threat of rape or unwanted pregnancy? Treated as second class citizen and talked over and interupted all the time? Seeing your work stolen by some man and him taking the credit? Seeing unqualified men get promoted above you? The Glass Ceiling? Treated like a doormat and expected to put everyone else’s needs and feelings before your own?

Or the pretty lacy underwear?

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Yeah, as born-male, Frankie can ignore all that other icky stuff, particularly as he most likely played his own part in the system. Frankie can just focus on mincing around in the pretty underwear, and of course, that ‘feeeeling’ of being a woman.

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Frankie feeeels like a woman inside, and now has dated frocks to show the world about his Inner Laydee

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Essential LaydeeHose

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Sources:
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/real-life-stories/frank-maloney-sex-change-boxing-4030910
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/real-life-stories/frank-maloney-sex-change-reaction-4031120
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/real-life-stories/frank-maloney-sex-change-telling-4030932#.U-cg-y-a3pw.twitter
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/boxing-promoter-frank-maloney-floored-1510705
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kellie_Maloney#Allegations_of_homophobia_and_racism

28 thoughts on “Tootsie of the Week: Frank “Kellie” Maloney

    1. DaveSquirrel Post author

      Here is Christine’s statement on the matter:

      I did not write the piece published as an open letter from me to “Mrs. Maloney” – she doesn’t even appear to have a first name – in today’s UK Mirror, a tabloid. I was interviewed yesterday by one of the paper’s reporters with the understanding that he was writing a piece on the effects of a public gender transition on the wife and children of the trans person. He apparently spliced together some of my remarks with excerpts from my book published in the UK Guardian. While the sentiments are more or less mine, the rather lame writing is not. More importantly, I would never presume to know what a woman I have never met was feeling or thinking or to intrude on her experience in this public manner.

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  1. Hecuba

    Get out the extra extra large ‘laydee handerchiefs’ because the suffering this poor (wealthy) male (oops I mean pseudo female) has endured is unbelievable. Actually it is unbelievable because he is parroting ‘men in frocks’ lies.

    Notice it is all about Frank Maloney (Baloney) and his decades and decades of suffering. Maloney/Baloney ignores the fact he fathered three children and has been twice married. Obviously his (lie) that he is really a woman didn’t get in way of him being twice married and fathering three children!

    Maloney dismisses the pain and suffering he has deliberately inflicted on the children he fathered; the dismissive manner he told his second wife; ‘I’m like you a woman and by the way my marriage is over.’ Maloney makes one dismissive reference to his mother because Baloney (sic) is only concerned about his ‘feelings and male entitlement.’

    Typical arrogant male behaviour – using women to further his male career and then when Maloney/Baloney ends his boxing promoter career with sufficient money in the bank to enact his male sexual fantasies – he throws the women and children under ‘the bus’ because it is all about him and his huge huge overblown male ego.

    Now Maloney/Baloney will be idolised by other ‘males in frocks’ and he has sufficient money/power to enjoy enacting his male sexual fetish which is ‘playing a male created sexualised fantasy of what it supposedly means to be a woman!’

    By the way Maloney/Baloney like your man size biceps but you are in urgent need of a ‘make-over’ ‘cos wearing out of date frocks isn’t womanly!

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    1. DaveSquirrel Post author

      If Phoney-Baloney (as I like to think of him) had actually been through ‘woman school’, he would know that women ‘of a certain age’ (if they are not rake-thin and toned) do NOT wear sleeveless. Particularly when the arms look like gigantic ape arms.

      I think it is obvious by his presentation that he has created HIS perfect fantasy ‘woman’. Lawd knows what nasties he has in mind as he executes the old “lady in the parlour, whore in the bedroom” thing. That kind of nasty doesn’t bear thinking about, so sorry for bringing it up!

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      1. FabFro

        “Lawd knows what nasties he has in mind as he executes the old “lady in the parlour, whore in the bedroom” thing. That kind of nasty doesn’t bear thinking about, so sorry for bringing it up!”

        Too late…Those laydee stocking above has already burned the brain as well. I can’t unsee or unthink it. I had no idea they even made crap like that above. Thanks. -_-

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  2. FabFro

    Brava on dismantling this hot mess! And as always, I got a good chuckle out of your spot on analysis!

    “It’s cute that he thinks teh gayz ‘openly flaunt their sexuality’, but it’s a-ok to flaunt his inner-laydee™ to the world!”

    Indeed! I was thinking this too!

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  3. Sugarpuss

    Disgusting, disturbing & typical maleness. It just goes to show you how fucked up things are; a member of the most privileged class can now claim to be a member of an oppressed class by claiming to “feel” like members of said class. Instant Minority™… just add a dress.

    I never felt comfortable doing boys things, playing boys games. But I buried myself in them to make sure that I wasn’t seen as different.

    I enjoyed playing with both girls & boys toys. Uh oh. What the hell does that make me?

    So sick of this gender horseshit.

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  4. Sugarpuss

    This is going to sound like a crackpot conspiracy theory, but I don’t believe much of anything being said by some of these twanz. I suspect that this is just a very elaborate, concerted effort by WHMs to destroy Feminism entirely. Every few decades, they devise a new plan to destroy what little progress that has been made, and keep women at odds with each other. It almost always involves playing on our empathetic nature. Claiming to feel displaced or “trapped” in their male bodies is a perfect way to draw sympathy from unsuspecting, trusting, kind-hearted female-bodied people who just can’t fathom the idea that somebody could be so vile as to fake their condition.

    Males loathe “bitches” like me because I don’t buy their bullshit. Ever. I know, from experience, that 99% of the garbage that passes through their lips is a bald-faced lie. Successfully lying to women is practically a right of passage for men. Nothing makes them prouder than to boast (amongst a group of bros at Hooters) about the “stupid bitch” they successfully duped into buying their highly fabricated shit sandwich. I’m sure Mr. Maloney Baloney enjoyed many nights out with the boys; laughing, mocking, and hating on female-bodied people. I’m sure the C-word, B-Word & W-word were involved. But then, I’m sure this is still true; the dress changes nothing, as evidenced by the foul, misogynistic language I’ve seen twanz fling at RadFems (they love to call us “cunts”).

    Scum is scum. It never really changes, it just shape-shifts from time to time.

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    1. DaveSquirrel Post author

      Very true of the majority (the het aka pretendbian M2Ts) and a few of the misogynist gay ones too, leaving only a minority of ‘ok’ ones that don’t make a career out of hatin’ on the radfems. Playing on female empathy, you betcha, a tried and true method. Throw in a bit of ‘divide and conquer’ into the mix as well.

      Shapeshifters. Yes. “Born in the wrong body” is the biggest bit of contemporary shit attempting to pass for politics or personal experience.

      As a postscript – the “jealous of girls” thing is JUST PLAIN CREEPY, covetous piece of shit. Dudes, you were born male, get the fuck over it already.

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    2. blackmetalvalkyrie

      The only person who would find your comment to sound like a conspiracy theory is someone who doesn’t have the critical thinking skills to see how full of pseudoscience and logical fallacies the trans lobby is.

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  5. blackmetalvalkyrie

    Quote: If a female declares herself “a woman”, the reaction = twanzphobic cis-bigot
    I don’t know why you would put -a woman- in quotes in this context. I am really against how some trans-critical feminists are saying woman is gender. No, I will not give up this word to the trannies, woman means adult female human, it is annoying to type out adult female human. I am also against “woman born woman” because it creates a false dichotomy, there is no such thing as a woman who was not born a woman. I am also sick of intersex brought up in feminine gender roles being claimed to know women’s suffering. Only women know women’s suffering. Most intersex have a Y chromosome, they are male.
    Trannies editing Wiki obvs- “Because what counts as female or male is more on a continuum rather than black or white, it can be hard to define sexual ambiguity.” lolololol. EVERYTHING IS SO HARD TO DEFINE, REALITY IS NOT REAL! STOP DENYING MY IDENTITY OR I WON’T EXIST!

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    1. Jim Heckel

      Minor point: You say that most intersex have a Y chromosome, and that makes them male. I suggest that intersex be a separate category which is neither male nor female. The potential problem is that when we say ‘men have Y chromosomes; women do not’ we may be contributing to women’s oppression by creating the paradigm that womanhood is defined by lack of something that men have – to wit, the Y chromosome. This may lead others to view women as inferior due to this lack. Calling intersex neither fish nor fowl would go a long way toward viewing women and men as equal – men are XY; women are XX.

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      1. Sugarpuss

        You know, women don’t really need men to tell us the right way to do our Feminism. Stop over-stepping your boundaries, please.

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      2. luckynkl

        The female X has 1,500 characteristics . The male Y has a mere 20, all of them unnecessary. Only a man could imagine that 20 is greater than and superior to 1,500, lol.

        Like it or not, Jim, humans are a dimorphic species. There are only X’s and Y’s. There is no 3rd letter in the alphabet and no 3rd sex.

        That said, here’s what’s wrong with your proposal. As every scientist knows, the Y chromosome is scheduled for extinction. So it doesn’t much matter how many categories you pull out of your ass, if you have a Y chromosome, adios amigo – and *poof* there goes all your categories leaving only one. The default human: females.

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    2. DaveSquirrel Post author

      BMV: Quote: If a female declares herself “a woman”, the reaction = twanzphobic cis-bigot
      I don’t know why you would put -a woman- in quotes in this context. I am really against how some trans-critical feminists are saying woman is gender.

      Merely for grammatical consistency and emphasis. Note the consistent format of both sentences.

      BMV:Most intersex have a Y chromosome, they are male.

      The vast majority of intersex do have a Y chromosome; yes. However, they are technically ‘non-female’, even though some will be raised as female. FCM did a good post about intersex/penis size/ability to cause female harm (and how that relates to being raised as female, and early surgeries).

      JH: The potential problem is that when we say ‘men have Y chromosomes; women do not’ we may be contributing to women’s oppression by creating the paradigm that womanhood is defined by lack of something that men have – to wit, the Y chromosome. This may lead others to view women as inferior due to this lack.

      No, see above. You are thinking the old school patriarchy thinking, that deems females the sub-set of the human race. This is a reversal. Females are the primary, males are very much the secondary, and therefore, males are in fact, ‘non-females’. This is why most intersex have the Y chromosome, an early developmental failure to completely switch from the ‘default female’ to the sub-set non-female/male.

      The bottom line is that it is better to call out the reversal, rather than do pretzel shapes ‘creating’ new paradigms or explanations. A large portion of patriarchy propaganda is built upon reversals (actually ‘seeing’ this leads to a big leap in patriarchy deconstruction).

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  6. blackmetalvalkyrie

    Its funny how commonly homophobes will say they don’t like it when gay people “flaunt” their sexuality yet think its okay that transgendered males force us to play along with their sexual fantasies without our consent.

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    1. Sugarpuss

      Yes. I’ve noticed that heterosexual dudes practically shit a brick over gay guys strutting around in thongs (or even other het guys!), but have little to say about twanz in bikinis, pretending to be female.

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  7. parallelexistence

    It still boggles the mind that anybody supposedly in touch with reality can read “urge to wear womens clothes” and “female brain” and not have alarm bells going off.

    According to the Fail he’s signed up for Celebrity Big Brother now as well

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