DML 2014 – the twagic tale of invisible twanzlaydees

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Yes! Those twanzlaydees are ever so stealthy! Just look at the evidence:

Here is a group of them, at Dyke March London this past weekend. Photo credit and copyright to Pam Isherwood.

(The laydees from L to R: SaMANtha Eaton, Uncle Sarah, Unknown delicate laydee in blue, and ‘Kaveney-lookalike’ John Ozimek aka “Jane Fae”)

Were you able to spot them? Towering, whoops, cowering, nearby that London Bobby? I know! So hard to spot! Do you think the conversation went along the lines of:

John “Jane Fae” Ozimek: “shhh, make out like we are poor widdle dykes being harassed by those TERFs”

Uncle (off-putting vaginas) Sarah: “yeah ok, that will work”

Laydees to Police Officer: “No Officer, we have not seen any twanzlaydees about, please protect us frightened widdle lesbians, there are a huge number of these TERFs hassling us for No Reason Whatsoever. Look, they are over there, at least five or six of them, with signs quoting us and stuff, this is horrific, pass the vapors”

Police Officer: “yes ok laydees, I can see why, towering over cowering from them [and me], you would be sooo scared and need police protection”

Laydees to Police Officer: “thank you officer, you don’t realise just how marginalised we are within our own community”

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Ah yes, I can see that at a ratio of at least two-to-one, you laydees were “marginalised”.

Let us recap from the reinstated Dyke March London from 2012.

2012 – Paris Lees, speaker
2013 – Roz Kaveney, speaker
2014 – Uncle Sarah, key note speaker

It’s as if all actual dykes have disappeared off the face of the earth, and thank gawdess there are laydees to step in and cover the shortfall! FABs should be thanking them, for stepping up to the plate (blokey sports reference purely coincidental, LOL)

I am not sure why any actual dykes would have a problem with Uncle Sarah?

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Yep! Apparently “lots of us” find vaginas “off-putting”. Uncle Sarah seems like a totally worthy candidate for key note speaker at a dyke march! No misogyny there, nosiree – just don’t search Uncle Sarah’s twitter for any mention about vaginas (or manginas for that matter). At least Uncle Sarah wasn’t swinging his dick around:

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Pickled balls. Yes, all ‘us’ lesbians have them (!)

Don’t worry! The male-worshipping organisers of Dyke March London have outlined that their mostest importantance mission is to police any twanzphobia!

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No need to worry about lesbiaphobia, or misogyny (from your key note speaker) then! Job done! And no need to worry about being traitors to your sex then either:

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Very “inclusive” then. Just so long as you kowtow to dick and throw actual lesbians under the bus. The prediction from BadDyke, comment at GenderTrender:

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Sounds like a plan. Otherwise we will end up with Dyke March pretendbian key note speakers with not-at-all-creepy-pigtails:

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Yeah, should have put some sort of trigger warning on that, my bad.

Dyke March London. Seems everyone is welcome except for actual dykes.

Further reading:

FireWomon – pre-march post
FireWomon – twitter
Dyke March London – facebook thread (note that a lot of FABs were banned from that thread and comments removed; “inclusive” my arse)
Pam Isherwood – photos from the march
GenderTrender – post

 

44 thoughts on “DML 2014 – the twagic tale of invisible twanzlaydees

  1. Terre Spencer

    George Orwell missed the most obvious of double-speak: that men are women. Of course, George was a man and men truly believe that they have the rights to everything female.
    “1984” did not go far enough and double-speak is fully operant here. We have come to the place where speaking the simple truth about what sex a man is is a “phobia.” Really? Do these men just not understand that phobia means fear and we are afraid of all men?

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  2. Hecuba

    Of course ‘dyke’ marches are for anyone who isn’t a ‘real biological female lesbian.’ That is why the march was named ‘dyke march’ because it is code for ‘welcome to the ‘laydeez in frocks!!’ Lesbians are ‘laydeez’ not real females.

    Inclusivity means ‘we must include the menz including the ‘laydeez’ who pretend they are females. It also means ban those real biological female lesbians who refuse to accept mens’ lies that biological males can magically transform themselves into lesbians.

    Ah yes whatever men say or claim it is the truth and yes men can magically transform themselves into women because real biological born females don’t exist – we only exist in our imagination!! Confused??? Not if one believes those male created women-hating lies.

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  3. Terre Spencer

    Just because trans are afraid of other men, they are not magically made into women.
    My points are that men believe that everything female is theirs to appropriate. That women fear male violence, yes, but males fearing male violence are not automatically women. They are still men.

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  4. FeistyAmazon

    I’m so tired of these mother fucking pretenders that t have taken over our community and the sellout lesbian trans apologists who have allowed them to do so. No trans speaks for me as a born female Butch Dyke whose been out for over 3 decades! Never. Nor do 95% of them in any way pass for either Lesbian or female..they wear clothes always outdated and out of any style even femme dykes wear and their energy, body language and features give them away everytime..with very rare exceptions! !!

    For those who can’t be immediately spotted as soon as they open their mouths we’ll figure them out..either by the scratchy hormone induced voices or the male assumption of privilege things they say.

    Especially the bullshit of a vagina doesn’t make a woman or a Lesbian#!! RIGHT. That’s the whole reason I’m a DYKE. As Alix Dobkin said so well: “no penis between us friends. “.

    I’m not bisexual or pansexual so body parts DO matter..plus the ineffable Female essence, sensuality and DykeAmazon spirit..something NO mtf will EVER GET!!!

    But what does get me is arresting Dykes for standing up for Dyke integrity and the heart and soul of the Dyke March BY AND FOR DYKES WORLD WIDE and threatened with arrest for doing so by merely protesting non violently and by Dyke and female cops!!!

    Nothing like the menz getting the system to enforce their dominance over us even if surgically altered and in dresses!!!

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  5. Hilda Sweck

    ah yes, because women cannot possibly be in charge of anything, even something that is supposed to be entirely about women. Obviously we need a penis-carrier to lead them, that’s what the penis is for! Leading! It’s like a compass!
    (sarcasm)

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    1. stephaniecleveland

      And apparently you can still lead with the penis even if it’s pickled in a jar! Seriously, the fact that somebody would push that triggering, traumatic image via a verbal insult onto women, “Suck my pickled balls,” onto any woman, but especially onto women who have made it clear they want nothing to do with penis, and so many women failed to call him out on that…at an event for lesbians…that is really, really terrifying. You don’t tell women to “suck your dick,” that’s pretty much feminism 101. I would have to be deeply brainwashed to trust a person who’d say that as an ally; I don’t know what these women who bow down to trans bs are smoking.

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      1. DaveSquirrel Post author

        Well, they only pickle the balls. The peen is slit open and peenskin inverted into the abdominal cavity (I guess the erectile tissue is thrown away?). So technically, they still keep a peen, even if it is ‘refashioned’. The mangina serves no purpose other than for penetration – no periods come out of it, no babies come out of it, and certainly, it does not react like vaginal walls during orgasm.

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      2. stephaniecleveland

        This is very telling. Stop and think about it. What they are saying is basically, “I have had an operation to make me PENETRABLE so therefore, I am now a woman.” What defines “woman” to them is someone you can fuck. That’s just misogyny 101 though, I mean…

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      3. Terre Spencer

        Seriously, who would pickle an allegedly unwanted body part? (I just never thought of pickling the swath of skin cancer removed last year. It never crossed my mind) Unless, of course, it is very valued (and therefore, a wanted body part) for some twisted form of bragging rights.

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  6. Sugarpuss

    Apparently, even the #YesAllWomen hashtag isn’t safe from egotistical trannies. Of course, they had to hijack that too!

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      1. Sugarpuss

        It’s like they really can’t stand it if everything isn’t all about them, all the time. But this is typical of all males, regardless of whether they are wearing panties or jock straps. But they don’t even see how they are acting just like the spoiled males they were BORN to be. It’s just insane. The whole trans-ideology is like something out of a fucking science fiction movie. I keep trying to figure out if they really believe the crap they spew, or if it’s just a mockery of Feminism in general. Same thing with the MRA camp. It’s like some sort of twisted game they are playing; throwing common Feminist terminology around and perverting it’s meaning to suit them. Really sick shit, for sure.

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    1. Hilda Sweck

      …because only women ‘misgender’ and apparently all of us do it? Wait…
      If men can be transwomen, and transwomen are women, then he is misgendering, and thus his own statement that he is a female/she/etc. is misgendering, and thus he has now admitting that he is misgendering!
      I think I win now.

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    2. Karen Jones

      She’s female, just a supporter. This is the issue I have with playing ‘spot the trans’ – yeah it’s obvious a lot of the time, but odds are you WILL get it wrong sometimes. It is not worth getting it wrong. I actually have seen very few comments from them in the #YesAllWomen tag, they’ve almost entirely left it alone, I think.

      I understand and share the frustration, but come on, fair’s fair.

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      1. Sugarpuss

        Eh…I found this tweet because it was retweeted by somebody who is trans. And they were retweeting it on the #YesAllWomen hashtag.

        I understand and share the frustration, but come on, fair’s fair.

        Pardon? I’m not certain what you mean by “fair’s fair”. Are you a trans-supporter?

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      2. DaveSquirrel Post author

        Well, I have no idea whether Kuhl is or is not female – given that I have seen M2Ts claim they are “female” and “FAB” before today, even though I know for certain they are M2T and just baldface lying.

        However, such malecentric, male-identified attitudes make her useless for females’ liberation, particularly anyone putting the new laydees at the head of the queue. She does not seem to have much of a clue about being female, or recognising basic misogyny, see this tweet:

        Real *facepalm* stuff if she is female, for sure.

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      3. Sugarpuss

        Gender performance?
        Yeah, I have a hard time seeing a FAB react with a phrase like that, too. I’d just call that straight-up misogyny, but she(?) immediately made it all about that mythical, magical “gender” bullshit. Gawd.

        The tranny that re-tweeted her(?) hashtag-hijacking crap was a real piece of work. LOL Some towheaded creep that ever-so-slightly resembled Gunther from the 80’s horror movie Funhouse. It claims to have a boyfriend who is a masseuse that specializes in servicing, you guessed it, trannies.

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  7. FeistyAmazon

    I went to a women’s party once but all the real women ( meaning dykes and born females) left and all that were left were the mtfs..it was the biggest example of one upmanship I’d ever seen except on a construction site with macho
    Men or Gay guys in the Castro going on about dick size, and it was extremely tiresome and boring. Most were entirely narcissistic. None of them “passed” as female. Some flirted with each other but mostly like most male environments they had no bio females to suck off of energetically or sexually and so it was all one upmanship chit chat..so fucking MALE and boring that we left. And this was a “womens” Party. We never went back to those parties ever again…

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    1. DaveSquirrel Post author

      Thanks for that Gallus. Somone else already let me know, and I was going to get around to changing it to “RK impersonator” LOL.
      Frankly though, they ALL look like very rough dudes in dresses! Hard to tell them apart.

      Of course, Kaveney is not the only six-foot-twenty laydee out there, Joelle Ruby Ryan is equally huge, equally misogynist.

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    1. Sugarpuss

      Like many students, the shy boy who studied computer science got drunk in the college bar with a girl from the year below.

      Another trans-nerd. What are the chances?

      As a kid, I assumed that everybody wanted to be a girl and some people were lucky enough to be born that way.

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    2. DaveSquirrel Post author

      Yeah, but the real M2T laydee bingo goes to the latest addition:
      “Zoe O’Connell, a computer network manager who is also in the Territorial Army”
      1. Zoe
      2. IT
      3. Army… ok the “Toy Army” as the main UK army dudes call it, but still

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  8. Sugarpuss

    One thing that really pisses me off is how women are judged so harshly by our appearance, but these trannies get a free pass to show up in public looking like hell on legs. And if you say anything about it, you’re TRANZPHOBIC! Yet it’s perfectly acceptable to hold female-bodied people to impossible beauty standards. I mean, for fuck’s sake, this group of wanna-bes (but aint gonna-bes) look like they got into a fight with a pair of second-hand orthopedic sneakers at Goodwill, and the sneakers kicked their asses. Pathetic.

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    1. DaveSquirrel Post author

      “and the sneakers kicked their asses.”

      ^ LOL
      I had been meaning to reply to your comment, but I have been busy mocking da tootsies.

      The ‘reason’ why they get away with looking like something the cat threw up on the rug, and the ‘reason’ why we are ‘not allowed’ to judge their appearance, is because they are male! You know they are male, I know they are male, they know they are male, hell, even the libfems know they are male! So the standards applied to (actual) females do NOT apply.

      This is also why they make a big deal out of being ‘a twanzwoman’, so that everyone remembers that they are in fact, male, and don’t you dare forget it! When something bad happens to females, nobody cares. But when something bad happens to males, drop everything, pile on the sympathy. For example, rape is supposed to be “much much worse™” for males than females. Females are just meant to suck it up, as one of the ‘hazards’ of living whilst female.

      ‘Womanhood’ (and masochistic femininity) applied to females is deemed ‘natural’. But applied to males, is deemed ‘unnatural’. This is why they lay claim to being winners of the Oppression Olympics, because anything (bad) that happens to males is “much much worse™”. Women (females), just suck it up, that is why you were put on the planet! Your jendah women, is that of Doormat.

      A couple of flaws in their ‘political’ logic.

      They maintain they are ‘exactly the same as FABs’, but ‘moar oppressed™’ than FABs. Can’t have it both ways dudes.

      They maintain any uppity woman (deemed to be a ‘TERF’ whether radfem or not) are abusive and a danger to them. Yet they still want all-access to all female spaces. Doesn’t sound like they are really that scared of us, does it? If it were true, they would actually be demanding Twanz-Only facilities, but they don’t. So I certainly cannot take their claims of being scared of us very seriously.

      In summation, that is why they will never truly integrate into ‘woman’, and will always be standing apart as twanzwomen (which also could be an additional reason why most of them aren’t trying very hard to be convincingly female-looking, it is a visual marker that they are in fact, male). On the upside, I will have a never-ending supply of Tootsies to mock.

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      1. Sugarpuss

        Yep. I’ve talked about this myself. If they really wanted to be women, they wouldn’t be adamant about revealing their trans status. Also, they talk a lot about “passing privilege”, but I’m sure they know that it’s most definitely not a privilege to be treated like a female, so they go out looking like shit, as this photo demonstrates, to announce that The Trannies Are Here™.

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  9. Augustine Blakely Sovereign

    By your arguments, infertile womyn are also not real womyn, since they often don’t have periods and can’t push out a baby. Seriously? And you call yourselves feminists? Are ya’ll for real? Do you just ignore the hate crimes transwomen face every day? It’s terrible that this kind of hate is coming from the LGB community…. Solidarity, people, seriously. You all sound like conservative Christians…..

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    1. DaveSquirrel Post author

      Well Idiot Flyby Troll, in reply to your first and last idiot comment. (By your facebutt page, given you use “they” as a pronoun, I can tell you are a genderqueer idiot.)

      Woman/womyn/womon refers to an adult human female, born and raised female. All adult females remain females, even after menopause—they do not spontaneously turn into males or a type of non-female, you are just being fucking ridiculous. Try telling your granny she is no longer a woman just because she has had menopause.

      Humans are a sexually dimorphic species. In a small percentage of births, sometimes developmental (or later hormonal) problems occur, these are intersex children and later adults. Many of these will be raised as females. Being classed as a female from birth is being assigned to the female sex caste (or class, but primarily it is a reproductive caste). The other thing, with adult females, it is actually impossible to tell by external appearance whether they are fertile females or infertile females, even though the majority of females are fertile.

      Even your twanny friends (and medical peeps) now refer to their plastic surgery rubbish as GRS (gender reassignment surgery) rather than the old SRS (sex reassignment surgery). This is because NO ONE actually changes SEX, they can be fashioned (with varying results, depending on age) into the appearance of the opposite sex, but they do not function as that opposite sex. That is why ‘manginas’ serve no purpose other than as (short, sub-standard) fuck hole. It is very doubtful that, during orgasm, manginas even behave like an actual vagina, with various contractions due to the vaginal wall. Manginas also require maintenance like dilation, which actual vaginas don’t normally require.

      Those of us females lucky enough to avoid the hack-happy gyne surgeons will keep our uterus, which can also have contractions during orgasm. Ovaries, if left intact, continue to produce (albeit smaller) amounts of estrogen until the end of our lives. There is much more to females than being a fuck hole for men. Our female body parts remain a part of us, even if no longer used for reproduction. We remain females from birth to grave. Trans is a mere surgical/hormonal imitation of the opposite sex, they never actually become the opposite sex. Gender, and gender roles are bullshit, and anti-feminist.

      Genderqueer Flyby Troll, be gone.

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      1. FeistyAmazon

        Luv you womyn!! FIERCE AMAZON WARRIORS ALL OF YOU!!! We’ll keep protecting our turf/terf, womyns spaces;Selves; and Sisterhood. Keep the focus on us not the menz…who try to drain all our energies so we have nothing left for ourselves or each other….

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      2. DaveSquirrel Post author

        Well, speaking as a post-menopausal female, I can assure my readers that I did NOT spontaneously turn into a manz upon menopause. Nor did I get a manz pay rise of any sort (proving that patriarchy did not think I was a manz either!) Gimme my manz pay rise!!!! (or stfu)

        What I did have was several decades of being reproductively vulnerable as a female, ie, able to be impregnated against my will. Nor does the risk of rape really go away due to menopause (shocker!) regardless of my sexual orientation and dick-free policy. Even elderly females get raped, when clearly they are infertile.

        As for the conservative christians accusation, there are many CCs now that are onboard with tranz, because in their view (just like in Iran), it magically makes the gay go away!

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  10. plasticgirl

    Sarah Brown is just so gross and awful. ugh. that fact that he thinks he can speak for “some lesbians” with his decades of man-life is beyond appropriating. I would love to have ten minutes of face time with that dude in a room with just the two of us.

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  11. 中島美代子

    Doesn’t change the meaning and nature of the original post. Most “trans” people, you fucking troglodytes couldn’t spot with a telescope and their being totally nekkid.

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    1. DaveSquirrel Post author

      What, like the delicately towering laydees above photographed? Or when they disrobe in the changing room trying to keep their laydeepeens™ in the tucked position?

      Stealthy and cockless the average M2T ain’t.

      Did you, strange-asian-characters-with-puppet-hitler-avatar just mis-dwelling me?? FYI, I am a tree-dweller, oak to be precise, need the chunky branches to support my chunky twanzsquirrelness.

      But we know where you live, don’t we? Don’t let the door hit you on the ass on the way out.

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