Yes! Those twanzlaydees are ever so stealthy! Just look at the evidence:
Here is a group of them, at Dyke March London this past weekend. Photo credit and copyright to Pam Isherwood.
(The laydees from L to R: SaMANtha Eaton, Uncle Sarah, Unknown delicate laydee in blue, and ‘Kaveney-lookalike’ John Ozimek aka “Jane Fae”)
Were you able to spot them?
Towering, whoops, cowering, nearby that London Bobby? I know! So hard to spot! Do you think the conversation went along the lines of:
John “Jane Fae” Ozimek: “shhh, make out like we are poor widdle dykes being harassed by those TERFs”
Uncle (off-putting vaginas) Sarah: “yeah ok, that will work”
Laydees to Police Officer: “No Officer, we have not seen any twanzlaydees about, please protect us frightened widdle lesbians, there are a huge number of these TERFs hassling us for No Reason Whatsoever. Look, they are over there, at least five or six of them, with signs quoting us and stuff, this is horrific, pass the vapors”
Police Officer: “yes ok laydees, I can see why,
towering over cowering from them [and me], you would be sooo scared and need police protection”
Laydees to Police Officer: “thank you officer, you don’t realise just how marginalised we are within our own community”
Ah yes, I can see that at a ratio of at least two-to-one, you laydees were “marginalised”.
It’s as if all actual dykes have disappeared off the face of the earth, and thank gawdess there are laydees to step in and cover the shortfall! FABs should be thanking them, for stepping up to the plate (blokey sports reference purely coincidental, LOL)
I am not sure why any actual dykes would have a problem with Uncle Sarah?
Yep! Apparently “lots of us” find vaginas “off-putting”. Uncle Sarah seems like a totally worthy candidate for key note speaker at a dyke march! No misogyny there, nosiree – just don’t search Uncle Sarah’s twitter for any mention about vaginas (or manginas for that matter). At least Uncle Sarah wasn’t swinging his dick around:
Pickled balls. Yes, all ‘us’ lesbians have them (!)
Don’t worry! The male-worshipping organisers of Dyke March London have outlined that their mostest importantance mission is to police any twanzphobia!
No need to worry about lesbiaphobia, or misogyny (from your key note speaker) then! Job done! And no need to worry about being traitors to your sex then either:
Very “inclusive” then. Just so long as you kowtow to dick and throw actual lesbians under the bus. The prediction from BadDyke, comment at GenderTrender:
Sounds like a plan. Otherwise we will end up with Dyke March pretendbian key note speakers with not-at-all-creepy-pigtails:
Yeah, should have put some sort of trigger warning on that, my bad.
Dyke March London. Seems everyone is welcome except for actual dykes.
FireWomon – pre-march post
FireWomon – twitter
Dyke March London – facebook thread (note that a lot of FABs were banned from that thread and comments removed; “inclusive” my arse)
Pam Isherwood – photos from the march
GenderTrender – post