I have always felt like a bunny inside.
I had to get ear affirming surgery to correct a birth defect.
I present no danger to cis-wabbits now that I have been rabbitised. No I don’t have to declare my fang-status.
Snake-wabbits are wabbits because snake-wabbits are wabbits.
Forked tongues ARE wabbit tongues, you bigot.
Scales are wabbit parts, you twanzwabbitphobe.
My desire to enter wabbit holes trumps your fear of snakes.
I call myself a wabbit, so I am a wabbit.
Having fur and hopping about is cis-wabbit privilege.
Being made into stew is cis-wabbit privilege.
How dare you talk about my early snakehood and snakehood privilege, I am fully wabbit now, just like all other wabbits.
I am far more oppressed than cis-wabbits, because I said I am. But I am also exactly the same as cis-wabbits(!)
Dressing up as wabbit in no way mocks wabbits, you should be honoured you cis-wabbit scum.
I look far more wabbit than those cis-bigot rad-wabbits. They just jealous.
I have piece of paper that says “R” for wabbit. Thank you Twanz-wabbit Recognition Panel. Now stfu cis-wabbits.
If you don’t sleep with me, you are a twanz-wabbit bigot. See Cottontail Ceiling for how we are going to make you sleep with twanz-wabbits.
Being mis-specied is the worstest thing ever. I am going to sue.
I spontaneously turned into wabbit after a bee-sting.
I am going to teach Wabbit Studies at the university. I know far more about being a wabbit than those snotty cis-wabbits.
I champion the rights of all snakes locked up in prison for murdering wabbits, because they are all genuine twanz-wabbits for sure. And they should be moved to wabbit jails. I don’t care if they still have their fangs, they pose no danger to cis-wabbits.
I am going to write a book, Wedefining Wealness. Or Whipping Wabbit. No of course nothing to do with my own self absorption and narcissism. But the book will be about meeeeeee.
I don’t care that most twanz-wabbits want to keep their fangs, fangs are a wabbit body part, bigot.
DIAF you cis-wabbit scum.