The miracle of the reluctant tranny

Here in TwanzphobiaLand we are becoming accustomed to miracles – either the miracle of the beesting or just plain old spontaneous twanzformation from unheardof faux intersex condition.

Now the chrome-domes have additional worries!

Oh yes! This Poor Innocent Manz™ was innocently trying to cure his hereditary male pattern baldness with some dodgy drugs scored on the internutz from India, and he just became all womany all of a sudden! Teh Miracle! Look look, genuinely womanly figure now!

Here is his twagic story:

A 38-year old former software engineer says that taking medication for baldness transformed him from a man into a woman.

Uh-oh, a software engineer, now who else do we know in IT?

Self proclaimed Rocket Scientist and IT dude, suffering from spontaneous outbreak of womaniness from ‘mysterious’ intersex condition (“Zoe” Alan Brain)

Data Network Engineer (hey close enough)
Ted “Chloe” Beesting Prince

Oh dear, a bit of a co-inky-dink there then.

Mandi McKee, formerly known as William McKee, began taking a generic version of Propecia (finesteride) in October 2008 to combat male-pattern baldness, the New York Post reports. At that time, McKee was a married man, and was “energetic, focused, sharp and athletic,” according to her blog.

McKee took the medication for nine months, during which time she says she developed an array of side effects. She says her mental alertness severely decreased, and she lost work as a result.

Even more alarming, however, were the physical changes. On her website, McKee writes that her “rock-hard chest” softened and began to turn into breasts, her shoulders were “literally ‘falling into a more feminine position,” and her “hips were loosening and becoming wider, as on a woman’s body.”

What’s more, the pill barely did anything to treat McKee’s baldness, according to the Daily Mail.

The combination of McKee’s “brain fog” and physical transformation led to severe depression, McKee told the Post.

“It felt like the ‘me’ that I’ve always known was not there anymore,” she said.

Mmm, “brain fog” is that meant to be code for “ditzy female” or something? Then we declare that “teh proof!” of genuine womaniness! It doesn’t mention a love of shoes though, so I am still not fully convinced. But anyway, you can see from that photo above how womany his figure now is, mmm, curvy!

Unable to concentrate on work, McKee, a Tampa, Fla. resident, began losing clients and found herself propelled into debt. Though transgenderism is not related to sexual identity, she also found herself becoming attracted to men instead of women. She ultimately separated from her wife of 10 years in May 2010.

In December 2011, McKee began seeing a counselor for transgender therapy, and writes that she is now “early on my path of transitioning to live full-time as a woman.”

McKee does not see her transformation as a choice, however, but as something forced upon her by the medication. “The old me was killed,” she writes, “by the drug company Merck.”

McKee is not alone in her experiences with the drug. A study published earlier this month in the Journal of Sexual Medicine found that some men taking Propecia experience sexual side effects that can last years after the individual has stopped taking the drug.

See, wanting to drive stick, the dress-ups and cheap wig are not his choice! It was the drugs!  Hey dude, any intelligent person taking non-essential drugs with side effects, yanno, stops taking them – but you persisted for nine months, like a maroon.

Men in 27 states have filed lawsuits against Merck on the grounds that Propecia affected their sexuality. However, the courts do not permit lawsuits from those who took the generic version, and so McKee is unable to take legal action, according to MSN.

Nonetheless, McKee has stated that she is planning to sue Merck for $1 billion.

Good luck with the law suit dude, yanno, dodgy drugs over the internutz from India. I’ll give you a clue, it’s hard enough suing BigPharma when you buy the branded stuff through legimate suppliers, but continue your widdle fantasy of US$1 billion – I guess you will buy a big pink Barbara Cartland house, with your own DJ room, and have really camp discos? Is that the plan??

Looky, “Mandi” even has a name for his spontaneous changeroo “post-finasteride syndrome“. But my favourite page on his website has to be the timeline, coz gawd knows, we have to know all the details and when everything happened.

July 2009 – Present – Feminization of Body – After stopping finasteride, over the following months I began to notice that my rock hard chest from the gym began to soften and this continued for the next 18 months or so, reaching the point where I had noticeable “breasts” even under my clothing. But that wasn’t all. Starting in late 2009 and continuing to today, I have had to deal with terrible pain/cracking/popping in my shoulders and hips. I eventually realized that what was happening was my shoulders were literally “falling” into a more feminine position over time and my hips were loosening and becoming wider, as on a woman’s body.

LOL, good story mate. And all these changes happened AFTER you stopped taking the drug (not looking good for your lawsuit dude). I must check my shoulders and make sure they haven’t “fallen into a more feminine position”. Wider hips eh? You must have been looking in one of those funhouse mirrors, because they look fairly dudely narrow to me.

Skipping over all the twagic career-in-toilet stuff, this has to be my most favouritest part:

June 2010 – Confused about what was wrong with me, I began questioning my sexual identity. Hopeful to find answers, I moved into an old (reportedly haunted) live/work warehouse loft located smack in the middle of one of Florida’s largest gay communities in the Ybor City district of Tampa, FL. It wasn’t planned that way. I replied to an ad on Craigslist for a loft for my business office space, and when I went to see it, there was a big rainbow flag on the building. I decided to do it, not knowing a single person there and clueless about anything gay-related.

Way to commit girlfriend! You just accidentally landed yourself a place right bang smack in the middle of GayTown! Just like you accidentally turned all womany, through no fault of your own, go out and buy a tacky wig through no fault of your own, and your newfound desire to drive stick! (through no fault of your own™)

Here’s a clue. You don’t have to invent the elaborate “spontaneous womanish change™” just to fuck dudes ok? It is absolutely fine if you want to go that way if it is your preference. The wig is just plain tacky, but looking at all the other drag queens you are hanging around with, does make you a sort of queen of the drag queens in CampTown. Internalised homophobia, it’s a thing, look it up, or better still ask Alan Brain, he suddenly likes stick now too after spontaneously becoming all womany through no fault of his own.

At a guess, your career probably hit the toilet because all the blagging you had been doing as a (formerly straight) white dude means you can be fairly incompetent and still get ahead, but sometimes they just find you out. You must have been really incompetent!

Oh and dude, for one so supposedly reluctant, you certainly have embraced the tranny lifestyle, you even call yourself ‘transgender’, which is a bit “he doth protest too much” kind of thing.

I’m also transgender. I wasn’t always this way. I am early on my path of transitioning to live full-time as a woman, although for 9 months I did take 1 of the 2 most popular drugs that doctors prescribe to men who wish to become a woman. It’s called finasteride. Many of my transgender friends still take this drug today. In some men, the effects are irreversible. The thing is… I didn’t take finasteride to become a woman. I took it to prevent male-pattern hair loss (baldness) after seeing Merck’s ad campaign for years saying that Propecia (finasteride) can stop hair loss in men.

I’ll give you a tip. The twanzjenduh spiel is one of an ‘internal mysterious jenduh that no one else can see on the outside’ and that you are ‘rilly rilly a woman on the inside’. Also the standard BS is that you ‘have known since the age of four that you are rilly a girl’, and stuff like that. My gawd, there are a million tranny websites out there, go with the standard stuff, don’t try to be creative!

Your story, your claims, your phantom lawsuit, NONE OF IT MAKES SENSE. Best go with the mysterious faux-intersex condition like Brain I reckon.

Partay-on dude!

17 thoughts on “The miracle of the reluctant tranny

  1. Hecuba

    ‘On her website, McKee writes that her “rock-hard chest” softened and began to turn into breasts, her shoulders were “literally ‘falling into a more feminine position,” and her “hips were loosening and becoming wider, as on a woman’s body.” What????? I never realised my shoulders are different to the male ones. What exactly does ‘more feminine position’ mean??? ‘Hips becoming wider as on a woman’s body!!’ Oh no McKee will soon be claiming ‘I now have ovaries and womb and my penis has become a vagina.’ And all of this happened just because McKee took medication for his bald scalp – wonders will never cease will they?

    Much easier McKee to claim ‘I was born a female in a male body’ than make such preposterous claims. But wait a mo ‘I was born a female etc.’ is just as ludicrous as what McKee is claiming but keep repeating the lies and they swiftly become truths.

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    1. DaveSquirrel

      What exactly does ‘more feminine position’ mean???
      I know! WTF is that all about?

      “rock-hard chest” softened and began to turn into breasts
      I attribute to him stopping going to the gym, LOL

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  2. Sugarpuss

    Two words: Closet Case

    I find it very hard to believe that his sudden cravings for cock are the result of some balding medication. Yeeeeaaaaahh…. and I have a bridge for sale. London Bridge, to be exact. Better hurry ’cause it’s falling down, my unfair ladyman!

    I agree about the wig; it’s fucking atrocious. I think I’ve seen that one at Walmart, during the month of October.

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  3. Sugarpuss

    PS Check that pose; he’s trying really hard to make it look as if he has some semblance of a hipbone. And what’s up with those clothes? Dude is pushing 40, and it looks as if he’s shopping at Forever 21. Lulz.

    A 38-year old former software engineer […]

    Lulz x 2!!!

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    1. DaveSquirrel

      I await Part 2 of this miracle twanzformation, whereby his torso shortens and legs lengthen! Yanno, to go along with those “womany hips” that he thinks he is packing.

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  4. fwancis

    Part of his twanzformation included how his “hips were loosening”. You know how we women have loose hips?

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      1. fwancis

        I just had a thought: he might have been referring to the way women’s hips sway more than men’s when walking. Which is merely an effect of having wider pelvises and hip sockets further apart than men’s, not an effect of having well-oiled spines. We can see in the photo that his pelvis is still a narrow dude-pelvis, no matter how much he sticks out his hip to show off his “new curves”. I can just imagine him waggling his widdle square bum as hard as he can whenever he walks.

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      2. DaveSquirrel

        Could be I suppose, only he knows what his delusion means.
        It’s usually called mincing when dudes try do some bizarro hip wiggling, well that is how it comes out anyway.

        The way he is standing with one hip thrust out, I guess that convinces himself of his womanliness…

        They can only minstrel femininity, not femaleness. Female is something you are, not something you pretend to be (ie “perform”).

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    1. Sugarpuss

      Funny how men have been working hard to diminish women’s hips for over 50 years (eg. starvation diets, liposuction, public shaming, etc.), but then freaks like this try so desperately to imitate this uniquely female feature.

      See also: Fat men emulating pregnant women.

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      1. DaveSquirrel

        Yup, female features only seem to be deemed acceptable when a male does it.
        Gotta love that patriarchy logic, with lashings of misogyny on the side!

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  5. survivorthriver

    Dear radfems,
    I see an AP article about that wife-killer who is now asking for the M2T surgery while in prison. I’m posting rebuttals and could use help here:

    http://community.seattletimes.nwsource.com/reader_feedback/public/display.php?thread=734292&offset=0&column=create_date&direction=DESC

    I hope my comments are stating correct radfem principles, but I feel deeply in agreement that this blackface faux female parade is one that is inviting more facts.

    Sorry to post on an old comment string, but anybody want to look at Alex on the Seattle Times comments after this article and get an intersex to speak up and more radfems?

    Thx, and at least train me in the correct public speech if I’ve made errors in my rebuttals, or could use some tips on skewering more factually this transgender nonsense.

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    1. DavinaSquirrel Post author

      It’s funny, because the moron you were debating with cited this reluctant tranny as *proof* (LOL, without any proof, just some story this internalised-homophobe made up to explain his tranzness).
      Nicky is the best one to consult for intersex. Leave a comment at his blog to get in touch with him
      http://kallmannssyndrome.wordpress.com/

      But, for the record, transgenderism is NOT a type of intersex condition

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      1. survivorthriver

        Hey there squirrel, this is the angleworm,
        Yes, I know transgenderism is not a type of intersex condition. This moron is presenting such. thanks to YOU I know the difference, will go to that blog.

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