On an overcast day, it is ‘refreshing’ to see
Dickie Ally proudly trot out his brand new boobies! More about the boobie sob story later…
Firstly, we need to look at the current sob story. The photo of the one-twanzwoman protest outside the court. *sob sob*
It seems that
Dickie Boy Ally, has found himself at the centre of a child custody case. No, not Ally’s kid, but his new fiancé’s two-year-old son. Firstly, a little romantic diversion, how Ally met his beloved. It seems that Ally’s fiancé and Ally met at the fiancé’s former place of work, a men’s prison, where Ally was incarcerated, and the fiancé was recently dismissed due to shagging the inmates. Two princely soulmates finding solace in each other, how touching! *sob sob, hand me the kleenex*
As I squirrelishly dab the tears from my eyes, I continue with this touching “tail”.
Back to the custody case. The fiancé’s estranged wife is asking the court to safeguard her two-year-old son, not from his father, but from Ally. Nor is the theft conviction (for which Ally was incarcerated) that worries the ex-wife, it is the long history and current incidences of violence that worry the ex-wife. Ally had taken to his own father with a knife or box-cutters, as well as assaulting the fiancé at one point. The ex-wife goes on to say (via lawyers and the legal papers) that Ally’s fiancé’s judgement is impaired around Ally, and that she does not have any issue with the child’s father’s parenting skills when he is alone with the child, only when Ally is around.
So how does our newly-boobed heroine of our tail take all this? That’s right, it’s “zmog, the ex-wife [and the court] are sooooo twanzphobic!!11!!”. Hence the touching protest photo outside the court. *sob sob*
Yet, if you read some of what is contained in the ex-wife’s petition to the court, you will see that the language is neutral, there is little focus on Ally’s twanzgendered status (except to say that it is not the reason for the petition), and focuses on Ally’s past and recent violent behaviour.
“Neither the respondent, nor her attorney, are in any way concerned about Ally’s sexual identity. This is and has not been the point. The concern lies with Ally’s lengthy criminal history and the alleged physical assault that the petitioner reported to the respondent, at the hands of Ally, when he upset her during a visit to her home in Vermont,” the notice states.
“Clearly, [the child’s] health and safety and wellbeing are paramount. Exposing this young child to a person who has been charged with multiple violent crimes, and who has previously assaulted his father using a box cutter (or knife) is not in [the child’s] best interest,” it continues.
“The responded is not, in any manner, attempting to bias the court by referencing Ally as a transgender individual,” Puckhaber wrote.
“[The child’s mother] does believe that [her husband] was a good father to [the boy], until he became involved with Ally Collina. [The mother] is extremely concerned about [her husband’s] lack of judgment with regard to Ally and the minor child, given the events which have occurred in the past given Ally’s criminal history,” Puckhaber wrote in a June 15 objection to the guardian ad litem’s motion to expand parenting time.
Not terribly twanzphobic now is it? Never let that get in the way of a good twanzphobic namecalling! Ally isn’t satisfied with that though, Ally goes on exhibit some twanzmisogyny as well, by insisting “[s]he is not Casey Anthony”, the woman recently found not guilty in the murder trial of her daughter Caylee. To my knowledge Casey Anthony did not have a huge wrap sheet of violence, unlike Ally. So yeah, the widdle glimpse of truth in that placard is that they are not the same, Ally has a history of violence, Casey Anthony does not.
Our newly-boobed heroine has never let reality or mere facts get in the way though. Ally attributed his unemployed status with his boobless status, in the way only a twanzplainer can. Take this online exchange between Ally and a plastic surgeon, trying to hustle for some free boobies!
Pro-Bono Breast Aug.
by AllyInVT, Jun 05, 2010 09:08PM
Hello, My name is Ally and I’m a 25 year old trans women from Vermont. I havent been able to work at all due to my transition and finding someone willing to hire me. I cannot describe the level of improvement in my quality of life that would result from breast implants. Do you have any advice on how i can get a reduced rate for implants? This is not simply cosmetic but something i need to be seen, and treated like the lady I am. Thank you so much for this forum and for the help you give!
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by Howard Rosenberg, MDBlank, Jun 07, 2010 01:43PM
The only possibility that may work is to be seen at a university teaching hospital with a plastic surgery training program.
Ally then goes on to post an email exchange between his boobless self and a medical school:
by AllyInVT, Jun 07, 2010 02:08PM
Below you will find a transcript of a E-mail between myself and the senior practice manager at the Dartmouth Hitchcock medical center in Lebanon, NH which is also operated by the Dartmouth medical school of the prestigious ivy league Dartmouth College of Hanover, NH.
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From: Allanah Collina [mailto:***@****]
Sent: Saturday, June 05, 2010 10:29 PM
Subject: Breast Augmentation.
Dear Dr. Kerrigan,
I am writing this e-mail to ask for your help and advice. I am a 25 year old trans women. I am confident in my appearance except for the fact that I have extremely small breasts. Due to my transition I have not be able to find a job for going on 2 years, so money is not where i consider myself to be richest. I spoke with another surgeon and he suggested I contact a University where I might be able to get a reduced rate on breast augmentation. I contacted you because you were the only surgeon on the list that was female and I feel maybe you could understand more what it would feel like to be seen without breast. I thank you for your time and hope to hear back from you.
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From: Barbara E. Rieseberg
Sent: Mon, June 7, 2010 8:41:04 AM
Subject: FW: Breast Augmentation.
Dear Ms Collina,
Dr. Kerrigan forwarded your email to me to see if we could help, yet unfortunately we cannot. We are unable to provide free or discounted services for the cosmetic services we provide. We do wish it was better news and hope that you will find someone who can be of service to you.
Thank you for thinking of us –
Barbara E. Rieseberg, Senior Practice Manager
Plastic Surgery and Maxillofacial Surgery
Manager, Shared Decision Making Program
Manager, Shared Medical Appointments Program
Administrator, Ambulatory Performance Improvement Dept
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Dear Ms. Reiseberg,
I thank you for your response but I must say I am a bit offended you would consider this merely cosmetic. Dartmouth is given a gift by the community every time a patient lets a medical student enter the room to, observe and operation, examine a injury/illness, and ultimately enter into the most private and vulnerable moments in a persons life. I find it hard to accept your statement of being “unable to provide free or discounted services.” Dartmouth, i believed was capable of anything.
Keeping the faith,
CC: DMS Deans’s Office
Nice touch CC’ing the Dean there Ally. Obviously you cannot take “no” for an answer, particularly when it comes from one of those “inferior FABs” eh?
I also love the Freudian slip of Ally’s new chosen name:
that really made my twanzphobic day. 😛
Anyway, sometime between June 2010 and July 2011, the unemployable-due-to-booblessness Ally managed to hustle-up some boobies from somewhere. Where he got the dosh for them – whether by returning to his former life of crime, or renting out his bumhole – we will never really know.
All we do know is that Ally is rilly rilly proud of his new boobies, showing them off on overcast days, as well posting “dirty nasty” pictures of himself and his new boobies.
He also seems to have a tatt of Marilyn Munroe on his right shoulder too. Quelle surprise that he idolises manufactured images of femininity and sexuality.
If you wish to see the full series of Ally’s enboobied pornie* snaps, they can be found at the link below. Before you copy/paste the link into another tab, note that *no actual women were directly harmed in the making of this boobified amateur pornie-shoot, even if all actual women are indirectly harmed by pornified female images, even when done by female-proxies.
Actually, this one is my “favourite” out of all of the photos:
*nice* legs there Ally.
And yeah, I did keep a record of Ally’s photos, just in case he ever decides to take them down in the future…
On a final note, the ten-thousand-dollar-question, is Ally still packing penis? Well, hell yeah, given that he was posting his pornie pictures on the HUNGANGELS board, he seems to have found his niche in the home of the she-male fetishists. Probably a nice little client list whilst he’s at it.
You see, Ally’s fiancé is a gay dude who has partially come out of the closet and it is likely that both Ally and the fiancé will be happy enough with the “top surgery” and the female proxy/minstrelling that Ally is strutting about. The fiancé, is still very much a self-loathing homophobe, needing to keep up the external appearances of a heterosexual coupling, whilst quietly enjoying sinking the sausage into the back door.
Ally was probably always a effeminate gay dude, who tried to man-it-up by bulking up, tatting it up, then decided that wasn’t working, so *hey presto* why not go the opposite extreme of the masculinity/femininity dichotomy, buy some boobies, then claim all the discrimination he faced was due to his twanz status rather than his extensive and violent criminal record. Big beefy arms and manz-legs aside.
Thanks to one of my twanzphobic friends for “Ally” (not sure if you wanted to be named, let me know).
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Edit 28 July 2011
Well, Ally, Dickie Duncan, Allison Carr or whatever the hell other names he uses, it’s time for more photos!
Yes, well Allison Carr is the name he used on MySpace don’tchaknow, and he is listed as a “cosmetician” on various places. Sweet. Lippy and eyeliner is Very Important don’tchaknow?
Here are a few snaps from his now-private MySpace, courtesy of the waybackmachine, I particularly love the rather “feminine” stance in the first one, what a dame!
And now, for the faint-hearted, look away now, because we now publish those saucy pics from the HungAngels site!!! You know, the ones where I was to “cease and desist” with unconvincing bad grammar? Oh yeah, those! Well, prior to today, I had only reproduced the badly lit tattoo one, but I think my fans (and perhaps the family court) really need to see
Dickie Ally in his full hawt glory!
Well… “classy!” is all I can say! The original alternate name of this photo was “Marilyn”, and I’m going with a “haircolour fail” there Ally, because Munroe never ever had cartoon-yellow hair. Oh well.
Tah-dah! Yeah, raunchy hawt there Dickie. Nice manz-legs too btw, don’t matter if you shave them, they are still manz-legs. Of course Enquiring Minds just have to know why you want to cover up the tackle, esp when you are so very proud of it and want to keep it (and particularly because you posted it on HungAngels). Never mind about all that though, these are probably the worstest fake boobs I have ever seen, wtf is up with the triangle shape?
Give it up Dickie. Give it up.
Now, see what actually happens when you threaten me, considering I only originally posted one very lame-ass photo from the HungAngels? You went and made me post moar moar moar!
Or perhaps I just haz a problem with the word “desist” – it means “post moar” doesn’t it? Yeah good, I thought so.
Oh, and stop googling yourself, my friends tell me you are still coming up in search queries. The narcissism will never end…