Census 2011 – delightfully twanzphobic!

OK, so I actually got around to filling out the census form that should have been filled in yesterday. Well, gimme a break, it was a busy day with the clocks going forward an hour – I did manage to set one out of the four to the new time. About my average efficiency in such matters.

So, by the time I get to Page 7 of the census form, lo and behold, what do I see?

Yep, straight after name, it asked me for my SEX!

Yes that’s right, SEX, not GENDER, not how I identify myself in Special Snowflake Land, not if I like the colour pink and like pretty things, SEX. Biological sex, not gender roles.

Now, being a helpful sort of person, I thought I should help Twanz fill out their form (yeah, posting this before 27 March probably would have been more helpful). So here we go.

I was even so extra-helpful, I put some additional hints in Question 2. I filled out the form for Miss Lulu Fifi-Belle Männlich-Frau, born on April Fools’ Day, 1950.

By gawd I am a helpful sort… 😛

12 thoughts on “Census 2011 – delightfully twanzphobic!

  1. jilla

    “Persons having male to female gender reassignment surgery retain a prostate. … All but a stump of the penis is removed ” some ick surgery site I won’t link.

    See? Sad little problem. Females don’t have prostates.

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  2. Mary Sunshine

    Yes. It’s unfair to the prostate that it gets left behind. Why doesn’t it get taken out, too?

    Oh …. because that’s the part of a male that triggers orgasm. But it’s uniquely male. Rats!

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  3. Aileen Wuornos

    You know I noticed at my work the other day the toilet doors don’t say “Ladies” and “Gentlemen” or “Men” and “Women” – they actually say “FEMALES ONLY” and “MALES ONLY” if you’re thinking what I’m thinking B1…

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