This twanz thing seems such a profitable gig, I may declare myself twanz just so as I can sue someone (kerching!) dammit I wants me some of that easy-dosh! I digress. Please have your industrial-sized sympathy tissues out for this video:
Sob, sob, I can barely type through the big sympathy tears welling up in my eyes.
*wipe* ahh, that’s better.
OK, so we have a little discrepancy between what the video claims, and what the Daily Fail claims. Almost two different stories in fact. The video claims that drag queen Carla Brenner (aka Lamonda Fuller) wants $1 million for 3 years behind bars in a women’s prison, but the Daily Fail claims it is $20 million for 3 months (good gawd Daily Fail, you are just pulling numbers out of your ass now). Somehow the truth probably lies somewhere in between, my guess is $1 million for three months. But cool eh? Easy money whatever the actual figures are! I want me some!
But lets cover some of the key facts (as we know them):
- Has male anatomy (one assumes retains wang, probably has false laydee-boobs)
- Wants to be referred to with female pronouns
- Refers to himself as a Drag Queen
- He defines that as a man who enjoys dressing as a woman, but is not a woman
- Had no intention of ‘becoming a woman’
- Convicted of felony theft for stealing a purse (what the hell is a python purse?)
- When sentenced, was apparently told not to say anything, and be sentenced to a women’s prison
- Was examined by TWO doctors, who declared him ‘woman’ even though his laydeewang was clearly distinguishable from a vagina (what the hell are they teaching doctors in medical school these days, I want their names, so I can avoid them)
- Nice token ‘caring’ by the reporter and the lawyer on worrying that perhaps the female prisoners could have been sexually assaulted (raped is the word you dudes are looking for)
- He was FONDLED by ONE female prisoners
- When the other (female) prisoners found out he was a dude with a dick, they were ‘mad’
- He says “it was hell” and that he contemplated suicide (what self-respecting twanz doesn’t insist he contemplated suicide?)
- The CCA spokesman (contractor for Nashville) states “Our goal is always to house inmates in the safest environment as possible. This includes a professional, individual assessment of both the risk factors of their own unique circumstances and the safety needs of those around them” (hardy-hah-hah to that last one, given that CCA don’t give a shit housing a person with a penis in a women’s prison)
So lets focus on that last bit by CCA for a mo. The ‘safety needs of those around them’ – it’s a conflict pure and simple. Sure, it may be safer for the trannies and drag queens in a female prison (for the trannies/drag queens) but not necessarily those of the women (unless the tranny/drag queen is gay, in the case of drag queens, usually gay). But the female prisoners are (rightly) pissed off anyway, having to be housed with a male-bodied (or surgically altered male) with them – because they know any tranny or drag queen is going to be housed with them in the future, and some won’t be gay and will be a danger to the female prison population.
There are obvious fakers (tranny fakers) within the prison population, particularly sexual predators, that think this twanz thing is a right old lark for getting into women’s prisons so they can have access to ‘easy prey’. Like wife-murdering Robert Kosilek, now apparently ‘Michelle Kosilek’.
Clearly, if this twanz thing is as common as the media portrays, then speshul-snowflake tranny prisons, segregated by genitalia, should be established. Not foist a whole bunch of weirdos and perverts onto the female prison population just because the correction facility provider does not want to be sued for the rapes of male transgenders.
If Carla Brenner/Lamonda Fuller thinks he got a hard time in the women’s prison(s), then his time would have been way harder in a men’s prison for sure, with a high chance of being a male-on-male rape victim (multiple times). Does Brenner/Fuller think in men’s prisons he would have a lot of consensual gay sex? Doubtful, he would have been rogered to within an inch of his life – not the one incidence of ‘genital fondling’ he experienced within the women’s prison. It was lucky for the female prisoners in this instance that Brenner/Fuller was gay, and had no sexual interest in them. But the majority of twanz (‘real’ and fake) are late-transitioning heterosexual males, many are sexual predators. And ALL of the sexual predators that suddenly come over all-womany in prison are just sexual predators looking for easy captive prey.
This case does of course undermine all the other TG cases wanting ‘in’ to women’s prisons. It shows that there is absolutely no consensus under the TG umbrella (tranny parasol) – so they don’t have a case for automatically (or otherwise) getting into women’s prisons.
Does Brenner/Fuller have a case? Nope. The female prisoners he was housed with do, for being subjected to a male-bodied person (ie with penis) within their prison population. Considering many female inmates get actually raped by male prison staff, Brenner’s fondling incident, whilst not sanctioned, is not comparable to a rape by which he could have gotten impregnated or an STD.
Give him $5 compensation, and he can go out and buy some new lippy.